Posted by Katherine Recap | "Reality" Competition, Hollywood, TV

There are two different experiences, both called “Big Brother”.

One is the television show Big Brother, as the CBS producers present it to broadcast tv audiences, three times per week. But the other is what is actually going on in the Big Brother house; the experience of the house guests, unfiltered — or at least less filtered — by television editors.

Fetchland presents Ruining Big Brother. It’s less “spoiling” Big Brother and more pulling back the curtain, to ruin our collective illusions about reality television. Enjoy! Or better yet, recoil in horror

Daily BB House Stats:
HOH – Bridgette
HOH Nominated – Tiffany, Paul
Roadkill Comp Winner – Frank
RK Nominated – Bronte
Veto Winner – Bridgette
Evicted – #1 Jozea #2 Victor
Battle Back challenge – Glenn, Jozea, Victor

22nd will be a special Battle Back episode of Big Brother

Have-Nots – Team Freakzoid: Nicole, Corey, Tiffany
Safe team this week – Category4: Frank, Michelle, Paulie, Bridgette

Team Big Sister: Da’vonne, Paul, Zakiyah
Team Category 4: Frank, Michelle, Paulie, Bridgette
Team Freakazoids: Nicole, Corey, Tiffany
Team Unicorn: James, Natalie, Bronte

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Bikes call out to be ridden by beautiful bods

In the Big Brother house of July 11th the houseguests awakened much earlier than on the 10th, mainly just to sunbathe and whisper once the Veto ceremony ended. Bridgette left things as they were with her POV: Power of Veto and thus, the whispering proceeded from there. Mainly people muttered about either getting Frank out of the house or how much it blows to be a Have-Not, especially when it’s somebody’s birthday.


Corey – calorie deprived with a bumper car bed

Corey can’t sleep much in the bumper car beds and subsisting primarily on peanuts or popcorn, even all day, isn’t quite enough calories for the six foot six dynamo. He sat out in the sun with the others. We could tell, though, that Corey wasn’t feelin’ it no matter how good he looked doin’ it. Still, all we can think is that Corey promised us sleepwalking in his pre-show interview and the guy has been utterly disappointing on this front. Granted, Nicole peeing her pants was pretty darn entertaining, but Corey sleepwalking just brings up soooooo many enticing late-night feed possibilities. Alas, if the stress of bumper car beds aren’t bringing it on, probably nothing will. Meanwhile in the realm of the utterly predictable, Michelle sustained her 900th sunburn. We recommend sunscreen, next time, girl. Just a suggestion.


Frank gives condescending advice to Paul

In other news, Frank pissed off yet another houseguest after the Veto ceremony when he chatted with Paul about the potential aftermath for the house. Because Frank’s currently embracing the omniscient mindset, he decided to advise Paul that his frequent references to “friendship” could get him evicted. Of course, this pissed off Paul, who’s been getting the opposite vibe from everyone in the house. He seeks post-Frank solace in a conversation with Bronte where he gives her lots of solid advice that we hope she at least considers. The way they interact feels a lot like a showmance but it’s a challenge to know what’s really going on between them. The only thing we know for certain is that Paul definitely touched her side boob. Yes, that’s the news thus far this summer on BB boob patrol.

ZakiyahFun was had by several (Have-Nots had none) later when the houseguests celebrated Zakiyah’s birthday. Michelle and Nicole made a delightful cake for her. Even though they crankily ignored Frank’s all-knowing advice about cake-baking, it somehow still turned out great anyway. Miracles happen every day in the Big Brother house! A funny moment of tension arose when Nicole nearly ingested some frosting with an absent minded finger-lick but all was not lost for her Have-Not status when she spit it out. Stay strong, sister!  Meanwhile Natalie and James stayed super flirty and close, even giving Bronte advice (eerily similar to Paul’s, actually) like parents talking to an incessantly exercising baby who’s wearing full-blown workout regalia. We’re excited to see what happens on July 12th in the Big Brother house because it feels like a breeze of game change is due to hit these houseguests. Do we smell a whiff of keeping Tiff on the incoming winds? She certainly wants to get rid of Frank just like the rest of them… Only tomorrow will tell.

Stay tuned to for daily BB ruination updates as well as our Twitter @RuiningBB18. If you watch the feeds and need a quick way to get wasted just do a shot every time someone in the house mentions how much they want to oust Frank.

– Katherine Recap


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